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Urban Dictionary

Joseph Smith 

A man who was persecuted by those who could not conceive of there being modern-day revelation. He restored the gospel after a nearly 1700 year apostasy. This church, called "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints", does not practice polygamy, and does not believe in saints the way other religions believe in saints.
Joseph Smith died a martyr for what? For what he knew was true and wouldn't deny.
Joseph Smith by R.D.O. April 14, 2006

Schlieffen

Respectable relationship / flirting with a prospective or current significant other.
lil bro schlieffen // my boy schlieffen // oh rats he is schlieffen
Schlieffen by Dipipupipipip May 25, 2023

seedeater 

A small child.
Aww, you have a cute little seedeater there.
seedeater by J. Savage November 14, 2010

Quizzerd 

A quiz wizzerd.
This guy aced a Kahoot! Quiz.
He a Quizzerd.
Quizzerd by Orangutan Man March 22, 2022

ishmaila 

Has the largest dick in the world

In your mums bed right now
Ishmailas dick is so large that it went into ur mums bed
ishmaila by anonymous November 22, 2021
The biggest simp you will ever meet, also fucking obese
Noah: hey my love, I hope you have a swell day
Evan: stop simpin you lil bitch
Noah by Jack Phil February 29, 2020