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Zebra Flute 

N. A sexual move in which, while performing fellatio, the male or female responsible wraps both hands around the recipient's penis and delivers a powerful indian burn just before their partner reaches orgasm. The corresponding marks left on the penis will seem stripelike in appearance, and the grip of the partner before delivering the indian burn will seem like a flutist playing their instrument of choice. This move is very versatile, as it can be used for revenge by a scorned love or to bring great pleasure to those fond of masochism.
The Zebra Flute has been described as having a love/hate relationship. Also, it may have originally been performed on a zebra.
Zebra Flute by ExperimentKRAJ April 30, 2011

Three Second Rule

The amount of time allowed for spraying deodorant or cologne such as Axe or Tag (also called TSR for short). It's the responsibility of everyone around the potential offender to monitor his usage, as excess usage of body spray has been known to render potential hookups (and really anyone) unconscious. Any breaking of the three second rule is punishable by confiscation of the offender's aerosol can and/or death. This rule also applies to aerosol cans such as Febreez and Oust if these products are used in confined conditions.
-Bro 1 sprays Axe product until visibility is reduced to that of a monsoon-

Bro 2: Dude! Three second rule!

-Bro 2 seizes can from Bro 1 and inserts the still-spraying can into Bro 1's throat-
Three Second Rule by AdamOpp January 30, 2010

Dutch Doored

A girl getting penetrated both vaginaly and analy by 2 men at the same time. Double penatration.
We were so drunk last night, wife got Dutch Doored by me and Kenny and I think our balls touched.
Dutch Doored by beanboy March 7, 2009

fangirl breakdown 

Also known as FB

A fangirl who cries because of their unlikely chance of ever meeting them, befrending them, or having some sort of relationship between them.

A fangirl who fangirls too much from stalking their senpai and cries because of their unlikely chance to at least befriend them.
Omfg, Kaitlyn's having another FB. She just can't stop stalking Harry Styles.
'Ughhh, Kaitlyn, stop having so many fangirl breakdowns.'

ygtuhbvfrijncdeokmxswplzaq 

The moment when you are having some extreme boredom that you have started challenging yourself after doing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxc , mnbvcxzasdfghjklpoiuytrewq, qazplwsxokmedcijrfvuhbtgy, qetuoadgjlzcbmwryipsfhkxvn and so on. (Also, you probably do have an assignment due in 24 hours.)
Okuu Onyu~
“Hey, are you bored?”
“Yeah, idk what should I do.”
“Try manipulating the keyboard. Have you tried qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm?”
“Yeah. Also finished trying qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkip and mnbvcxzaqwertyuioplkjhgfds.”
“What about ygtuhbvfrijncdeokmxswplzaq?”
“Not yet. It is too hard to memorize.”
“Try it out! I will waste you some time.”
Someone's personal slave.
"Meet Jives, he's my lacky."
Lacky by THGhost January 18, 2009
someone that’s very kind-hearted, he’s blunt sometimes but honest, cares for the people he loves, one of the best listeners, has such a nice smile and cute laugh, very handsome, soft spoken and gentle, sometimes seems like he wouldn’t hurt a fly, he’s smart, intelligent, kind of goofy when around his friends, super calm rarely angry, he’ll make you feel special and brings out the good and best side of you, he’s such a fun person to be around with, supportive and loves to socialize, if u ever meet a kind-hearted phong just know that he’s one of the bestest people you could ever meet :)
“wow he’s so kind”
“yeah, that’s phong!”
phong by SheWasInLove November 23, 2021
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