Incel

Incels is an abbreviation for "involuntarily celibate." It is a term used to define men who lack physical looks or confidence to get into a relationship, and therefore lash out at the world. Several of them have resorted to violence due to this mentality, such as the Isla Vista shootings of 2014, or the Toronto van attack of 2018.

Young men online fall into the incel category for a number of reasons, such as race/ethnicity, height, facial structure, or a lack of confidence.

Incel by This is my handle okay October 5, 2025

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LMAOMUTEFAIL

When a call centre staff member fails to hit the mute button on their telephone and obscenely berates the customer, inadvertantly allowing the customer to hear them.

staff member 1: Aaagghhhhh, f.f.s. this dipshit won't s.t.f.u. talking and let me fix his goddamn problem!!
customer: I heard that - who's your manager?
staff member 1: err, sorry sir.
staff member 2: LMAOMUTEFAIL

LMAOMUTEFAIL by garps October 14, 2008

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Tampon

Noun.

A tampon is either a clever ginger or vampire with an affinity for himself. At first a tampon will seem like a multidimensional and enticing human being. This is how they lure their victims in. Often the victim of a tampon only realizes that the tampon is indeed just a tampon after they are in too deep. There are 2 main give-aways of a tampon - The paleness and red hair. Their pale bodies are really just a white cotton stick and their "red hair" is really just a pile of bloody uteran lining. Often what we call string they think is something else.

Noun.
Some one who looks like a used tampon, and smells like one as well.
Adj.
Pertaining to being a tampon.

(i.e. That guy was so tampon)

Girl: That ginger boy was such a self absorbed phoney. Gr, it gets to me how he brags about breaking hearts - so young.

Girl 2: Seriously, don't worry, he is just a tampon.

Girl 3: WHAT A TAMPON HEAD!!! he smell so fish fish.

Tampon by cat.eggs.creep. October 21, 2011