A boner that curves a little at the end.

boiled eggs (kept in their own formation)

Participating in the act of sex for recreational purposes only. Normally accomplished through birth control, condoms, or just good old fashioned pulling out.

When a guy gets head in a publix bathroom while taking a shit.

A corny ass nigga who swears he’s mysterious by either not showing his face to anything or not dropping music.

When you produce a solid turd, and your sphincter muscle cuts it off like it was playdough, and you don't need to wipe (but you still do)