blow chunks
1. Person 1: "I met this girl and she just used me for a free meal."
Person 2: Man that must blow chunks.
Person 2: Man that must blow chunks.
blow chunks by Giulio Campobassi April 23, 2006
Urban Dictionary
qswdefrgthyjukilo;p'
Staring at the ceiling, "qswdefrgthyjukilo;p'" formed on my lips, a meaningless jumble of letters mirroring the emptiness in my mind. Boredom stretched before me like a vast, silent landscape.
qswdefrgthyjukilo;p' by BoredomBoss February 16, 2024
ushmil
ushmil by dsfgdwryghewrthertj April 29, 2020
driving
The Murphy's Law of Driving
1) The car infront of you is always slower.
2) The car in back of you always wants to go faster.
3) There is never traffic until you start to back out of your driveway.
4) There is never traffic until you reach the stop sign.
5) When you are in a hurry, everyone is on a joy ride.
6) When you are looking for an address, everyone is in a hurry.
7) Bugs, salt, and other grime on the windshield are attracted to the area directly infront of your line of sight.
8) If a car in the other lane is hovering between you and the car infront of you, he wants to switch, even though...
9) Turn signals (blinkas) are never used.
10) Your exit is 3 lanes to the right, and about 200 feet away.
1) The car infront of you is always slower.
2) The car in back of you always wants to go faster.
3) There is never traffic until you start to back out of your driveway.
4) There is never traffic until you reach the stop sign.
5) When you are in a hurry, everyone is on a joy ride.
6) When you are looking for an address, everyone is in a hurry.
7) Bugs, salt, and other grime on the windshield are attracted to the area directly infront of your line of sight.
8) If a car in the other lane is hovering between you and the car infront of you, he wants to switch, even though...
9) Turn signals (blinkas) are never used.
10) Your exit is 3 lanes to the right, and about 200 feet away.
Turd Handler
Stop playing with my shit, you turd handler!
Did you know he was a Turd Handler?
Yeah, it was pretty obvious when he tried to give me a Dirty Handler.
Did you know he was a Turd Handler?
Yeah, it was pretty obvious when he tried to give me a Dirty Handler.
Turd Handler by RubyGazelle December 12, 2022
Albino-Technerd
Adult who plays video-games constantly and knows alot about technology, also lives with there mom and stays in the basement never going outside to get sunlight
Dang that guy has killed me 8 times and not died once what a Albino-Technerd
He must never go outside what an Albino-Technerd
He must never go outside what an Albino-Technerd
Albino-Technerd by hello216 December 5, 2009
Cucumber Zombie
Cucumber Zombie by Morainn December 6, 2010