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Urban Dictionary

dishonestation 

n. pl. Dishonestations
1. Not True
2. LIES!

A Word from a series of words I made up to counter the word, LIES!
<Eh^Sweet> LIES!
<Eh^Tuxebux> DISHONESTATIONS!
dishonestation by Tuxebux August 4, 2004

dead tapped 

Sean has no money at all. He is dead tapped
An acronym for "I swear, Big Poppa".
"I will eventually learn to love others. ISBP"
"Someday, I will be as strong as Mike Tyson, father. ISBP"
"I will sell all of our illegal substances by Friday. ISBP"
isbp by notSkyler September 3, 2020

Liberty Turd

The expulsion of faeces in any environment other than a locked and secured toilet/bathroom.

N.B: this includes shitting with the toilet door open but does not include soiling oneself in public.
Camper A; "I just had a brilliant liberty turd next to that pine tree."

Camper B; "Did you have toilet roll with you or did you go 'au naturel'?"

Camper A; "Luckily I had a pack of hand tissues in my jacket pocket."

Camper B "Sweet."

Son; "Dad, let me know how long you and Mum are going to be out for so I can have a shit with the door open."

Dad; "Ah the old liberty turd, will do Son."
Liberty Turd by rnaylevert July 5, 2012
Noun: A nick name given to any individual who remains neutral in their views whilst involved in a discussion, debate or argument.

Verb: Generic verb used to describe the activities of someone whilst their actual current activity is not yet precisely known. However, in this instance, it is normally used to suggest they are involved in sexual activities with someone, or indeed, something.
Noun:

Why are you being such a nootch in this argument?

Verb:

Q: Where is Dave just now?
A: Oh, I think he's nootching that girl he met last night in the club we were at.
nootch by ParkaMark April 8, 2008

Smarter Child

me. (8:07:42 PM): how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Smarter Child (8:07:42 PM): A choodwuck would wuck lots of chood if it could wuck chood.
me. (8:08:06 PM): wtf?
Smarter Child (8:08:06 PM): Humans use such interesting language sometimes.
Smarter Child by klsdjf;lk June 30, 2008
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