Decider

A churlish and irresponsible individual, when responding to any and all criticism with all the moral and logical authority of a 4-year-old; might also express some elements of claivoyance.

"I hear the voices, and I read the front page, and I know the speculation. But I'm the decider, and I decide what is best."

Decider by Friar Pablo May 1, 2006

Get the Decider mug.

Sirup

Sirup
n. v. siruped or sirupping
1. Any type of dance done by a person of a southern gang formaly known as surenos.
a. A smooth way of dancing used by anyone of hispanic acent.
b. Dancing oldies

Hence: Anything or anyone brown, smooth, and sweet.

Hey Santos, show your gurl those sirup move you showed me.

Sirup by Kraze November 13, 2004

Get the Sirup mug.

Hardwood

A decidous tree; a hyper erect penis, with a cherry on top.

Girl: I just bought some hardwood lumber to build my house.
Guy:I'll build your house.
Girl: my building code requires hardwood:
Guy: I got you covered.

Hardwood by sir constipator April 19, 2018

Get the Hardwood mug.

Skook

Someone from Schuylkill County, PA who has yellow snaggle teeth and smells like driving by a farm on a hot sunny day. They smoke cigarettes with kids in the car, drink alcohol with kids in the car, place buckets of Pine-Sol throughout their home to cover up the smell of cat piss/shit. They most likely live near a junkyard, rely on Suboxone and drink alcohol like water. They have very poor grammar and pronounce words incorrectly. Things like "yous" (more than 1 person), "punkin" instead of pumpkin. "Old Timers" instead of Alzheimer's. Just your typical white trash yokels who don't know the first thing about what it takes to live a life on their own.

Wow, that man looks like a pedo and has snaggle teeth and sexually assaults women in their sleep. He must be a skook.

Wow, that woman was hot until I saw her smile. She looks like an anorexic alcoholic and probably thinks every man wants her. She must be a skook.

Skook by _realitydefined December 15, 2019