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See Emo; An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:

1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)

2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".

3. Now an skid guy, he meets skid chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)

4. Skid guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than skid chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Skid chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.

5. Skid guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another skid chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.
Guy 1: wow look at that those skids
Guy 2: yea they are always showing up and ruining partys
Skid by Wadds30 February 26, 2011
Used sarcastically by hardcore sweaty halo players who are in the top 500, who are real life hard workers, athletes, hustlers that know how to get money. They troll fat loser gamers of all other game genres asking them if they want to play Gaylo as reversed psychology down playing favorite game be they are more balance and secured in expression for Halo.
(Baller joins game chat) “ Dude1: want to play Gaylo 5 Friday? I’m holding an underground 800$ bet for a team to beat my 8 man squad 2 out of 3 games.”
“Dude2: “Dang you got money like that to just spend.”
Dude1: “Yea got too many LLCs to count and got time cash and time to burn.”
Gaylo by Ren Akuma March 20, 2023
YOUR MUM SMELLS OF ASTHMA.
MY LEFT TOE NAIL SMELLS OF ASTHMA.
When you stub your toe and it can't breathe and it gets asthma
Asthma by mosslands fc May 10, 2018

pumpking spirkz

when a man puts a pumpkin on his genitalia while wearing a crown signifying he is the pumpking but a pumpking spirkz is when another person fills the pumpkin with carbonated fizzy water and then giving a blowjob
lets a a pumpking spirkz for Halloween ill go buy the sparkling water
pumpking spirkz by mr space October 27, 2023

Sutherland 

Sutherland County is a Land registration county of Scotland. Much of the population is based in seaward towns, such as Helmsdale and Lochinver, which until very recently made much of their living from the rich fishing of the waters around the British Isles.
I visited my friends in Sutherland the other day.
Sutherland by O.J Griffiths September 7, 2013
Laughing uncontrollably, succumbing to a 'lolgasm'.
The climaxing point of an enourmous laugh when you have to gasp for air in order to just say the word 'lolgasm' and then subsequently retreat into hysteria again.
Person 1: 'I'm not gay'
Person 2: 'Tell that to your bum hole'...'lolgasm!'
(adj) Something that causes awe, or inspiration such as a wild event, a party, a painting, or anything that is turnt. Synonyms include: lit, fire, awesome, amazing, turnt.
A: Yo bro my sister just got her hair and eyebrows done for her job interview.
B: Yeah man she looking flash. Also I heard that job sends you all over the world. That's flash AF.
A: Bro I told you to stop looking at my sister.
flash by jaquiek May 10, 2018
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