A Calzone, or Calzoning, is the ultimate violent act with steps inspired by actual the
food, a calzone. It involves hiring somebody to rape the victim (cheese), squeezing the juices some of their organs all over them while theyre alive (tomato sauce), then chopping them and their
family up (meatballs, pepporoni, etc.), and then deep frying the entire
mess.
1. Riley is so damn annoying, I'm about ready to Calzone him!
2. Person 1: Yo, i just murdered a gang leader last night
dawg.
Person 2: Really? I Calzoned a
man for mowing my
lawn too short.
Person 1: That's whack whitey!