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A Calzone, or Calzoning, is the ultimate violent act with steps inspired by actual the food, a calzone. It involves hiring somebody to rape the victim (cheese), squeezing the juices some of their organs all over them while theyre alive (tomato sauce), then chopping them and their family up (meatballs, pepporoni, etc.), and then deep frying the entire mess.
1. Riley is so damn annoying, I'm about ready to Calzone him!
2. Person 1: Yo, i just murdered a gang leader last night dawg.
Person 2: Really? I Calzoned a man for mowing my lawn too short.
Person 1: That's whack whitey!
Calzone by 4 guys 1 computer August 7, 2010

Paper Towns

A book written by John Green and happens to be the greatest book ever written intended for youth.
Vivien: Have you read Paper Towns? =D

Chan: YES OMFG IT WAS AWESOME!
Paper Towns by MunkeeBoi December 21, 2008

sloppy floppers

Larger breasts that have lost almost all perkiness.
Did you see that chick? Her sloppy floppers were almost coming out the bottom of her shirt!
sloppy floppers by OhMyGlob March 27, 2017

Lakehill Prep School 

A small expenisve, crap school. A hell hole. Although it is very expensive the campus resembles a public male restroom.
guy 1: "where do you go to school?"
guy 2: "man, i go to lakehill prep school"
guy1: "oooo duuude. that sucks, man"
guy2: "i know, right? its a shit bucket"

dark meat sandwich 

When two black guys fuck a white girl at the same time, similar to a blonde sandwich.

Black guy in the front
White girl
Black guy in the back.
Last night dude, we gave this girl a dark meat sandwich. She was enjoying it for hours!
dark meat sandwich by Dr. Jizzbomb December 3, 2010

doggy disneyland 

This place is a real good place for my dog to meet other dogs. It's a real doggy disneyland. Usually overrun with exuberant dogs.
doggy disneyland by silverback 23 January 12, 2009