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Ron Jeremy 

An unattractive man with an absurdly large penis.
"The only reason I dated that loser, Kevin, for so long was because he was a total Ron Jeremy!"

"Some douchebag was buying me drinks all night, trying to act all Ron Jeremy."

"I accidentally brushed up against a hobo's leg on the subway last week. Turns out he's a Ron Jeremy! Who knew?"
Ron Jeremy by thejennysituation September 5, 2009
Raigo is a nice and lovely man who appreciates women. Raigo can be your best friend and you can talk to him about everything. Raigo is very handsome and cute so hit him
That Raigo is so hot and sweet
Raigo by Idasofia October 25, 2019

Spotlight Twirlers 

The best baton troop of canton,ohio.you should join them.you'll regret it if you don't. (:

twilight 

a piece of shit! Completely ruins the reputation of vampires because they do NOT sparkle and they aren't complete scrawny fags that watch girls while they sleep because they miss not being able to sleep for themselves.

I read this series and I regret it. It has made teenage girls become obsessed with a "dreamy" fictional character. Harry Potter dominates!
"omg edward cullen is so hot I'm in love twilight is so awesome"
HE IS NOT REAL AND WILL NEVER LOVE YOU BACK GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS!
twilight by nap3 May 1, 2010

Gorilla Tag 

Gorilla Tag is the most chaotic vr game, including annoying kids, screaming kids, 90 year olds, 4 year olds, minigames, shiny rocks, and most importantly,

tag.
Friend: Hey, have you been playing gorilla tag lately?

You: Yeah, how do you know?

Friend: Your arm is broken, your controllers are on fire, your head is pulsating, your heart is beating faster than usual, your vocal chords are breaking, there's blood on the wall, you are drenched in sweat, your headset is somehow broken in half, your tv is shattered, your bed is broken, and you only have 2 working fingers.

You: oh

Vladislav Sedláček 

A Czech guy with a massive cock. Yes, that´s it.
Josh: Have you seen that guy´s cock?
Amy: I mean duh, he´s Vladislav Sedláček
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