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An openly gay individual who still says he is interested in women even though he goes on vacation in Mexico and takes hot bubble baths with other "guy friends"
Wow, did you see those pictures of them from Spring Break? What a bunch of Matts.
Matt by maladridina April 27, 2008

Xenophobia  

South Africa as a country feels they’re no longer in the Africa continent probably because of the dense population of westerners in Johannesburg, Cape town.
South Africans are pretty lazy due to the dense presence of westerners too and the most absurd part is they discriminate Nigerians (who are very good at hustling anywhere they find themselves) because they take most of their jobs and businesses.
There’s Xenophobia attack in South African this day.
Xenophobia by mrdavidowiin September 3, 2019

serial designation n

Personality
N is kind, nervous, and also socially awkward. He always wanted to make friends or at least get accepted and acknowledged by his co-workers, which is a very hard thing to do since he's terrible at doing his job due to his good-natured, unserious, and socially awkward attitude that makes others look down on him and doubt that he can ever do something useful. This is what made him get treated as an outcast, his co-worker, and also unaware crush, Serial Designation V, never pays attention or takes any interest in him. His superior, Serial Designation J, often threatens and insults him about how worthless he is at doing his work and states that if the company one day allowed them to exterminate all the useless Murder Drones, she wouldn't hesitate to kill him.
Hi I'm serial designation n!
a funny ass bitch with lots of friends
i wish i was more like mary
mary by ducklover11 July 2, 2019

z-chara board hit 

(N.B: this definition, with no offense meant to Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins or anyone else on The Boston Bruins organization, is named after Zdeno Chara's now infamous (among Montreal Canadiens fans at least) hit on Max Pacioretty during the 2010-2011 NHL season).

in the NHL, a type of boarding hit-at an angle of course-the point of which is to injure a player of the opposing team.
NHL fan forum post: Shame on you, dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit on Max Pacioretty.

reply to post: asking yourself the question of whether or not Zdeno Chara intentionally injured Max Pacioretty is meaningless. Whether intentional or not, a z-chara board hit, IMHO, is supposed to be banned in the NHL; an NHL game is not some kind of modern Roman gladiator spectacle where injuring, maiming, and even sometimes killing, one's opponents was permitted.
When somebody pulls a 'JDawgie', he or she reads your message, but doesn't respond.
"Damn, I see he read my message, why does he not respond? This guy is always pulling a JDawgie on me!"
JDawgie by Awesomy November 15, 2016
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