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(Pronunciation; Gro-obe)
Much like groping, grobing is the alternative to when referring to groping within the ass, such as anal probing, but put within a sexual setting. (Grope + Probe)
The room was hot and steamy when sticky fingers Bod decided to Grobe me from behind.
Grobe by Mr_Hawaii January 21, 2024

Junk Diving

The process of reaching down into your pants at socially vulnerable times to properly arrange the penis and / or scrotum, for males, or the labia, for women, to accommodate your current physical positioning.
He: "Sorry dudes, ya might wanna look away - I gotta junk dive and set my sac back in place."

She: "Sorry girls, look away, the lips are loose - I gotta go junk diving."
Junk Diving by Retorter February 19, 2012

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too bored my guy, you should go to sleep, watch some tv, or have a coffee. just do that instead of wasting your time.
A: Hey B!
B: qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbvvbcnxmzghfjdkslayturieowpqqpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbvvbcnxmzghfjdkslayturieowpq.
A: What the hell...
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A: STOP.

Knowledge orgasm

The moment when you realise that you are an absolute fucking genius and smarter than albert einstein
random don: 'OH MY LORD IM AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING GENIUS JESUS CHRIST IM SO SMART'
random don 2: wow he must be having a knowledge orgasm
When your limbs don't work during sex.
Hey harry I was having sex last night and just became a gobalob.
"That chick I was telling you about, in bed she is a gobalob"
gobalob by illuminazi April 12, 2015
I went to the hooker for some TLC
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