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Urban Dictionary

Gang Stalking 

A police tactic to exercise their homicidal instincts through attempting to systematically exact extrajudicial punishment directly and by de facto citizens' patrol proxy on random individuals. They apply all known and accessible technical means to systematically go after a given individual, whom they can only have heard next to nothing about. Sort of like a sport, where Man, as is known, is the most dangerous game. They apply classified technology, such as: advanced A.I., de facto nanotechnology, vibratory and auditory bug devices, psychological warfare and slurred-brained tactics, some forms of reactive bioagent, flash mobbing type regular and conspicuous stalking rituals 24/7 on a given target with thousands of active participants that have elaborate false backstories, advanced remote monitoring and prompting equipment, and unilateral attempted bureaucratic sabotage, feeling enabled and empowered by their like-no-minded ape allies; all while operating on a necessarily false, hearsay assumption, that they consider irrelevant anyway in their crazed, sanguinary solely criminal quest of evil. Nothing is too petty, too stupid, or too criminal for them - and they feel as if they are racking points, like a game, attempting to convey it to each other in their own ape sign language.

Much ado about nothing, in other words.
"Gang stalking is an inherently terroristic practice."
Gang Stalking by Ubermensch-One November 6, 2023

aunterage 

A frequent mispelling of the word entourage. The definition, which was taken from Encarta's English Dictionary, states, "a group of special employees who go with a high-ranking or famous person on visits and engagements".

Synonyms: Staff, associates, backup, support, followers, fans.
I and my aunterage (mispelling of entourage) will be attending your party.
aunterage by Ben Reed September 21, 2006

Snake Her Toilet 

The act of anal sex.
"Look at that ass! I'd love to snake her toilet."
Snake Her Toilet by The Stain December 15, 2008

Fight club 

One of the most ate up movies I have ever had the pleasure of seeing. It was a great movie, however.
"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."
Fight club by Not Zane September 10, 2004
This is a combination Whatever and F*** it.Happened to me one day while I was talking, my mouth could not keep up with my brain.
Wuckit, I don't really care.
Wuckit, just tie a new lure on.
Wuckit by Rick Gozinya April 15, 2009
Slanted coochie deriving from an oriental nature
Damn, Ming Wah has a bottomed out Sloochie
Sloochie by Truaquarian February 9, 2022