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situational loser 

When someone is what is traditionally understood as a loser, but only in very specific situations. Their loserdom is not consistent throughout their life. The condition oscillates from day to day. They may be a winner in some dimensions, but occasionally loser attributes often emerge when the universe throws the right (wrong) things their way.
Can you believe he didn't go home with that girl? What a situational loser. Great guy otherwise though. Madly respect and love him.
situational loser by Jósh January 12, 2024

Extreme Brother Blackoutfest 

A party of mainly male friends and acquaintances that typically begins around 5pm and continues until the morning hours of the following day. A true Extreme Brother Blackout Fest includes, Bush Lite beer, shots of liquor, gun-shots of liquor, shot combo's, shotgunning beers, beer bongs, beer chugs, monster chugs , Brother chants, brother high fives, de-icing, barfing, and peeing the bed. Atleast 20 muted TV's with multiple sports playing, loud music ranging from early 2000's rap to current techno. At least 50 fists pumps. Lost keys, Lost coats, lost phones, lost shirts, A stretch party bus, girls (NO Girlfriends), handshake hugs and ians pizza.
Church is super boring, I'd rather be at an EXTREME BROThER BLACKOUTFEST.

Monica Lewinsky-Ing in North Carolina 

An act involving purely kissing in the mountains of North Carolina where the man prematurely ejaculates while still fully clothed.
Betty: Did you and Duncan kiss?

Emma: Yes but he was “Monica Lewinsky-Ing in North Carolina” and he had to change before we want back outside!

Fuckstrated

When you have passed the normal amount of frustration to be frustrated. It can also be applied to express feelings of sexual frustration.
Carl: hey have you beat zelda yet? you've been playing it for like four hours straight...
Jimmy: dude don't even go there. i am so fuckstrated with this game right now, you have no idea.

or

Carl: hey you and Kathleen have been going out for like a year now..have you banged her yet?
Jimmy: naw man she won't even let me get past first base, I'M SO FUCKSTRATED!!!
Fuckstrated by paper procrastinator November 17, 2010
a. The blood from a girl's vagina after shes lost her virginity.

b. A fat, stupid girl
a. Skun was everywhere man!

b. Shes such a fucking skun!
skun by Mr. MagicBoyMan June 16, 2004

noobrication 

Making something more accessible to noobs IE making something easier.
Shit this game is hard. Needs more noobrication.
noobrication by Marcus October 3, 2004
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