A small penis. As compared to big girtha, a marker cap peen will not bring joy to all it hits.

The response to seeing some moron doing something incredibly asinine.

What idiots watch if they have nothing better to do, or just don't care and are lazy. Commonly known for having nothing interesting on. If you want good viewing, go on YouTube or something. Just don't get your brains sucked out by this garbage.

A way of saying anything and everything without saying nothing, and somehow people understanding exactly what you wanted to say in the first place.

Someone or something that makes things soggy.

She is mysterious and confusing, but is also funny and can make you laugh. She has beautiful blue eyes. She is a good friend and will never leave you in the rain. Her hair is a splendid gold, and is also a good hugger. If you look at her right, she is hot.