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Urban Dictionary

Real News 

A state sanctioned News Source. A News source that is an political organ of the state. A News Source that is friendly to the state. The American equivalent to Russia's Pravda, a state-run news source whose name means "the truth".
FOX News is the only News I listen to, it's Real News
Real News by Insanity Claus April 10, 2019
A total asshole that you secretly have a crush on even if you don’t like him. He doesn’t like you back, trust me. He dates popular girls and gets rejected. He’s ugly asf but you find him very cute. He will become your friend. He is weird and he starts beef with everyone. He thinks he’s bad.
Omg, ur such a Faeem!
Faeem by Snot6628 February 20, 2020

Oriental Position 

When you're banging her from behind while eating rice off of her back. Bonus for chopstick usage.
"Yo Dude I hit my girl with that oriental position last night"
Oriental Position by Pete Cray June 23, 2016

Underfuckingstand 

When you don't understand something but you're angry
Tecate can't underfuckingstand this game.

Jessica Hall 

A wonderful name that means "gracious gift from God".
A girl you are lucky to know. Jessica's tend to have the brightest smiles. They usually give you full attention & have an intense stare that can be intimidating, but they are so sweet there is no need to be intimidated. If you are a guy & you let a Jessica get away then you are a dumb shit because Once a Jessica loves, she loves forever. Jessica's deserve guys that will go to the ends of the earth, & walk on fire to be with them. That's how amazing they are. Jessica's are also good friends that are always there for a friend in need. They are Loyal, kind & forgiving. Anyone who would take advantage of or lie to a Jessica is a worthless piece of shit who doesn't deserve to live. If you have ever wronged a Jessica you should be eternally ashamed of yourself.

Jessica's stand up for what is right, & tend to do the right thing. They are never to proud to say sorry if they do the wrong thing. Basically Jessica's are amazing.
person1: Jessica Hall rox my sox dude
person2: Jessica Hall effing kicks epic ass
person1: No shyt mane...wanna ring her up?
person2: Nah dude she's way outta our league.
Jessica Hall by Miss_Merody November 5, 2011

william guy lee 

Something to describe needing the toilet, one doing a pee!

Originates from the west midlands area in 2005.
"Ah man i'm desperate for a william guy" - Cockney Rhyming Slang
william guy lee by David Kyle April 12, 2005
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