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fag spinner

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wow ur using a fidget spinner kys ߷
߷ by ziggary709 May 25, 2017

Gardner Time 

The amount of time used to procure lunch for fellow co-workers. Unlike the rest of the English speaking, time telling world, Gardner Time operates on its own schedule with no rhyme or reason. In most cases you should double Gardner Time estimates to more accurately correlate with real world time keeping practices.
Good Guy: Hey guys, Ill pick up lunch today for everyone, Ill be back in about 25 minuets.

All: Crap - he uses Gardner Time, an hour later we are still wasting away with no food....
Good Guy: Sorry that took so long, I had to run by Carmax, get an appraisal, pick up coffee, solve world peace, got stuck behind an old person, and they only took cash at pickup..
Gardner Time by FD45acp October 19, 2015

Unicornusername

A username most young people use for their roblox and other games regarding you making a username. Most people who grow up then regret their decision. This type of username is commonly used for when young girls make their username in a game
Omg I wish I could change my Unicornusername! Its so embarrassing :( NEIGH NEIGH o-oh no im becoming a-a unicorn NEIGH NEIGH
The real man , this courageous lion does 100 push ups a day and is a worthy gentleman. Many predict him to be the next Batman
Zakriya is the next GGG.
Zakriya by GenaddyGolovkin123 April 6, 2023
1: Who lives in that pyramid?
2: novak
Novak by El molo October 13, 2021

kangaroo 

the act of sitting backwards on a toilet and taking a shit. INCREDIBLY hard to clean, a great practical joke at parties.
"omfg guys whos the dirty cunt that kangaroo'd up my dunny?"

*snicker*
kangaroo by raev September 16, 2005
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