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Bling-Bling 

A word that means expensive, flashy jewlery. It was made popular in a song by rapper B.G. of the same name. Lil' Wayne claims he came up with the word. Used primarily by lame, white people who destroyed an already stupid word.
Anyone who says bling-bling anymore should be hanged, drawn, and quatered in public, in front of television cameras.
Bling-Bling by hasafienda January 20, 2005
A synonym for golf, commonly used in the US and Australia.
Amanda: "Hey Jen, want to go mini jolfing?"

Jen: "Totally! I'm definitely going to get a hole in one."
jolf by sandylopez October 22, 2018

Four fingers ๐Ÿ†™ 

I am the prettiest and funniest person ever
Sheโ€™s holding Four fingers ๐Ÿ†™! She must be pretty and funny

Top-Rated Schlong 

Term used to describe one who has mastered the sex.
Itโ€™s a shame you donโ€™t want to date anymore because you were one of my top-rated schlongs.

Flip Flop 

When two guys are having sex and they both take turns being the bottom.
"Hey, check out Scotty"
"Dude, you're not a bottm"
"So?"
"Scotty flip flops so you gotta take it in the ass if you wanna plow him in the ass"
"I'm ready..."
Flip Flop by Okogeman June 29, 2008
another form of l3l or lel or lol
lฦl by Random234567654323456 August 28, 2021

blamethrower 

1. A fictional weapon featured in the movie Mystery Men that, when activated, caused those in the vicinty to turn on one another.

2. An attempt to shift blame for your failures.
Michael Brown broke out the blamethrower to avoid responsibility for FEMA bungling Katrina recovery.
blamethrower by KungFuQuip April 20, 2006