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The schnide

Has the Biggest Dick in the world, has banged every girl twice, and that girls mom 3 times. He is supper buff and huge. Is the best at every sport, especially lacrosse, no one cant touch him. Has long locks of gorgeousness flowing from his perfectly shaped head. Don't mess with him because he will fuck you up.
I wish i could be like The schnide
The schnide by Be him December 8, 2010

Glemfershnarben 

The emotion conveyed by a character who's design is too complex and imbalanced.
Wally: Hey, Ben! what do you think of my new OC?
Ben: I think it gives off some real glemfershnarben vibes.
Wally: ...What?
Glemfershnarben by ChocoDisco October 10, 2020
The green stuff used to pay your bills
Person 1. "Your very rich and have lots of money!"
Person 2. "That's not actually money!"
Person 1. "It's not?"
Person 2. " I printed it"
Money by people people April 21, 2015

attractive viewsense 

The risk that buying a large TV or home theater system might encourage annoying people who aren't otherwise interested in visiting you to start coming over, because you now have a bigger/better TV or system than they do.

Rhymes with and is related to "attractive nuisance"
He now sees that his new TV has become an attractive viewsense, because now his house is filled on game day by relatives he barely knows.
attractive viewsense by PaoloU July 30, 2009

Life changer 

A large line of ketamine, enough to put the user in a 'K-Hole' or enough to incapacitate. One typically has to psych up beforehand or receive moral support.
Steve upon entering room and seeing sprawling human mess : "'Fucks up with him?"
Tony : "Ah, nowt mate. Just gave him a life changer, that's all"
Life changer by cumblaster May 31, 2011
A fat ugly dude that sits on his couch all day and drink cheeto dust
That dude over there is a cenbay
cenbay by SenorSoup September 13, 2020
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