The 'Primitive Wildlife' channel is filled with Delisauce content.

drinking wine in lieu of eating food.

a sport in which you sprint toward an outragiously high bar, flailing your body up and over, bending you're self backwards as you fall down ward, onto a giant mat, (that hopefully hasn't moved since you last checked). A sport which is often performed by gorgeous and extreamly talented people.

To turn your pillow to the cooler side

He is such friendly, funny dude. But sometimes he’s a fag. He’s a great athlete and boyfriend. After you meet him, you’ll never wanna leave him

To throw a candy bar into a body of water (most often a pool) to convince people it is poop.