jerk turd

The act of going cocka on a womans chest then she proceeds to pick it up and jerk it off as though it were a turgid cock.

I squatted over Christy's chest and dropped a huge log on her. She then picked it up as though it was a huge brown cock and performed the jerk turd on it.

jerk turd by JBu September 16, 2005

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Talkenwalkcity

When you talk and walk in an authentic manner

Talkenwalkcity is commonly used within the Sigma office spaces

Talkenwalkcity by Bolkonsky October 22, 2022

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beforehand

earlier (than a particular time); early ; in advance:

I knew she was coming that afternoon because she had phoned beforehand to say so.

beforehand by Achint April 26, 2006

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Hydrolock

When you lock in to the insides of your mom

Someone’s mom: Oh darling you have hydrolocked my cherry.

Person: I’m going to say the N word

Hydrolock by Shortguy_Sr September 5, 2021

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After Shower Syndrome

"After Shower Syndrome" occurs after a shower or bath.

Symptoms include: Holding in shit because "i just showered it would ruin my whole shower if i just shat after" Being wet and hot, skin feeling dry,not wanting to wear clothes because it feels weird,and many more
A.S.S for short
coined by discord user mansonk1tty#6666

"i can't go walking now,i have After Shower Syndrome i need my hair to be dry first!"

After Shower Syndrome by mansonk1tty February 3, 2022

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draydin

Draydin is an amazing boy who will simp for the girl he loves when u meet a Draydin your heart will melt and make u unreasonably happy just to have him text u, there hot, weird, and honest hd. And so easy to love. When there in your mind they don’t leave and then never really understand that.

Luv gf!

Girl: what’s your name?
Boy: Draydin

Girl: HMU

Week later they dating

draydin by Your gf Kaylee :) December 2, 2020

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Lamar

An alcoholic man child who makes every excuse in the book before getting a real job, lives off of other people. Will not take any responsibility for his actions and will use every excuse in the book to avoid doing so.

Man, don’t be such a lamar!

Lamar by Facts1234 August 18, 2022

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