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To crump a piece of paper. When you squish the piece of paper together it makes a Crump crump crump noise.
Wow jennifer you really crumped the paper
Damn that paper sounds like crump.
Crump by Crump god November 14, 2022
In lieu of calling someone an ***hole.
When said with careful inflection, the intention can be conveyed.

May aslo be used to ecape consequences of calling someone an ***hole.
1) You are being such a Hassle right now.
2) No. I said you're a Hassle, not an ***hole.
Hassle by OX_Bigly August 2, 2016

Noose in a bucket

Don't get your noose in a bucket
Barbara....cool the fuck off. Don't get your noose in a bucket. I will be back.

orin kendall

the sassiest man that roams the desert
The man who thinks he is the sexiest man on earth.
orin kendall by betcha like to know December 12, 2003

onepiecelovingsleepyshota 

The average One Piece fan who is under the age of 18 years old. They are generally cool until they are forced to sleep and/or are told that Oda (the creator of One Piece) is not some sort of God sent to Earth that foreshadows everything.

The sentence was used so much it was combined into a single word on twitter threads due to one discord users obsession with One Piece and believing the government made sleep as some sort of plot against humanity.
@▀▄ˢˡᵉᵉᵖʸ ᶻᵒʳᵒ▄▀#9135 is such a onepiecelovingsleepyshota.
I'd bet that One Piece fan is a onepiecelovingsleepyshota.

ghoulunatic 

wow sarah is such a ghoulunatic!
ghoulunatic by sexyyyyyy04! February 18, 2022
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