Twink
Gay teen who's emotional and hangs around with girls but only wishs to put some in another dudes ass....disgusting
Urban Dictionary
fuckpert
Someone who pretends to be an expert in a given area but in reality hardly knows much.
Can also be
Some one who tries to give expert advice on any topic you bring up but in actuality doesn’t know what they are talking about
Can also be
Some who you think has domain knowledge, you ask for their “expert” opinion, they give it and you have a very important decision that bombs, because they were idiots in the first place and instead of saying they did t know gave you wrong advice.
Can also be
Some one who tries to give expert advice on any topic you bring up but in actuality doesn’t know what they are talking about
Can also be
Some who you think has domain knowledge, you ask for their “expert” opinion, they give it and you have a very important decision that bombs, because they were idiots in the first place and instead of saying they did t know gave you wrong advice.
1. Oh Matt, shut up, don’t tell me how to invest my money, you’re a financial fuckpert.
2. Don’t ask Janice about door locks, she’s a fuckpert in that area.
3. OMG! I don’t know why I listened to Bryce about buying that Cupboard, I found out it’s the worst wood for this house. He’s a fuckpert mate!
2. Don’t ask Janice about door locks, she’s a fuckpert in that area.
3. OMG! I don’t know why I listened to Bryce about buying that Cupboard, I found out it’s the worst wood for this house. He’s a fuckpert mate!
fuckpert by vinniedeecee April 3, 2024
son of a wank stain
Gleek9irl is a son of a wank stain
son of a wank stain by MentalBatmanFTW April 16, 2014
Blart Attack
A specific heart attack in which the subject has a heart attack via eating a comically large hamburger while watching Paul Blart: Mall Cop.
Troom Troom Narrator: Fry a big patty, the size of the whole pan.
Jarvis Johnson: But why? Are you trying to have a heart attack in the middle of Paul Blart? (blart attack)
Jarvis Johnson: But why? Are you trying to have a heart attack in the middle of Paul Blart? (blart attack)
Blart Attack by jakorcuppa June 23, 2021
Liberal Democrats
The Party of the United Kingdom whose policies include:
<insert policies here>
An whose ideology is generally considered to be <ideology>. They care with great conviction about <section of society>, and have plans to scrap most of the nation's defences. They also have plans to raise taxes on... pretty much everyone.
Scientists have studied the Liberal Democrat Party for a number of years, and, after much investigation, have concluded that it's a bit like Labour, except, worse.
<insert policies here>
An whose ideology is generally considered to be <ideology>. They care with great conviction about <section of society>, and have plans to scrap most of the nation's defences. They also have plans to raise taxes on... pretty much everyone.
Scientists have studied the Liberal Democrat Party for a number of years, and, after much investigation, have concluded that it's a bit like Labour, except, worse.
I'm part of the Liberal Democrats, and I'm going to sit on the fence and just hope that no one attacks Britain. If they do, I can wave my socialist flag at them paid for with lots of tax rises.
Liberal Democrats by TGPEG April 18, 2010