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Indianapolis Colts 

An NFL team that dismantled the piece-of-shit denver broncos in the 2004 playoffs (41-10). The broncos suck and will never, ever, be a credible NFL team. shannahan is a bitch.
Indianapolis Colts by Hard Barstow January 4, 2004

Ke’alohilani 

Ke is "the" Alohi is "brightness" Lani is "heaven" Ke’alohilani means the brightness of heaven . Ke’alohilani is a sweet and she is very meaningful. She cares for others before caring for herself , she loves to spend time with her family and her loved ones . Ke’alohilani has suffered in the past with problems with her family but she puts a smile on her face for everyone's amusement.
ke’alohilani means the "brightness of heaven ". "a gift from the man above"
Ke’alohilani by Melelani June 6, 2019
Someone who, although capable of being one, is totally not a jerk, and is therefore well within their rights to "be themselves" in social situations.

It has been said that a 'kerj' is akin to being a cross between a Ninja and a Viking and hence all kinds of heaps of awesome.
That guys natural persona is totally assertive, pleasant and unabrassive ... he might even be a kerj. Plus you can totally see his braided beard beneath the ninja mask.
kerj by All in the reflexes November 30, 2010

chaos lord 

Too chaotic to be defined. The originally prototype of all that is expansive. Also, Chaos Lord is you for that he is your creator.
Daaayyuummmm, Chaos Lord is top tier OG.

Kentucky Muffin Basket

The Kentucky Muffin Basket is a taboo incestuous sex act involving family members (e.g., father, daughter, son) in a rural setup. It entails stuffing hot corn muffins into the daughter’s vagina, followed by double penetration from father and son, pulverizing the muffins into a cum-mixed slurry, and consuming the messy creampie as a degrading family feast.
“Sorry man, I can’t come out tonight by dad wants me home for a Kentucky Muffin Basket.”
Kentucky Muffin Basket by BrahmaBubba September 28, 2025

The Fuckening 

When you have been on a dry spell for some time and you suddenly smash multiple women within a small timeframe.
Also: That time of the year when they gonna learn.
Hey, bro. What’s going on? Any plans for the weekend? THE FUCKENING. It begins!
The Fuckening by Papiriki December 6, 2024
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