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Gritweed 

Used as a replacement for a wide variety of words, as a substitute .
"You have some gritweed stuck in your teeth!" .Replaces lettuce or whatever the fuck in stuck there.
"Your ass smells like gritweed is rotting in it!!" Replaces "something crawled in and died".
Therefore use it wherever appropriate. Who gives a shit if they don't understand...you'll be laughing.
Gritweed by sykossun June 18, 2011
Not worth reply. Like when you text your Dad, telling him how much he sucks at being a parent and he texts back Nwr.
Son: Dad you do not know the first thing about being a parent, you never there for me or my sister and now you think all of a sudden you can take care of one of us... you're such an ignorant ass hole.

Dad Replies: NWR!
Nwr by Eh-hole January 2, 2009
A man who prentends to be a ladies man, but hides his secret..... homosexuality.
Josh is so far in the closet he lives in Narnia.
Josh by Savanahhh.69 July 5, 2017
used in my town for drunk, short for paraletic. extremely drunk of comatosed.
holy shit im para.

gonna get para tonight!
para by Colej666 September 9, 2006

<.7.9.7.6.>I Am Done Here With Everything<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>I Am Done Here With Everything<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Am Done Here With Everything<.7.9.7.6.>
A virtue for Man Utd Fans
TOP 4 IS OFFICIALLY OVER. WE HAVE CONCEDED 6 FUCKING GOALS TO MANCHESTER SHITTY IN TOTAL. OUR DEFENSE ARE A BUNCH OF STATUE OF LIBERTIES NOT MARKING ANYONE OR STOPPING THE FUCKING CROSS FROM COMING IN. TERMINATE MAGUIRE'S CONTRACT. HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO PLAY FOR THE FUCKING BADGE LET ALONE THE PREM. HE JUST SAT THERE AND LET THE DAMN CROSS COME RIGHT IN AND LET DE BRUYNE SCORE UNMARKED TWICE. MAHREZ SCORES UNMARKED. WHERE IS THE DAMN DEFENSE? TOO SCARED TO GET COVID BECAUSE YOU WONT MARK ANYONE? WE GOT TRASHED 4-1. FOUR FUCKING ONE. WORST DEFEAT BY CITY IN A LONG FUCKING TIME. GET RID OF EVERYONE IN THIS JOKE CLUB. I AM SICK AND TIRED AND I AM ABOUT TO GET RID OF MY UNITED SHIRTS. I AM DONE WATCHING SHITTY PREFORMANCES EVERY FUCKING WEEK. WE WILL NOT WIN THE UCL AND WE WONT GET TOP 4. THIS CLUB IS OFFICIALLY FINISHED. MIGHT ASWELL DELETE THE DAMN CLUB BECAUSE WE WILL GO DOWNHILL FROM HERE. WE WILL GET DESTROYED BY LIVERPOOL, LOSE TO ARSENAL, DROP POINTS TO SPURS, AND LOSE TO CHELSEA. WE ARE AN EMBERASSING CLUB AND WE ARE A MEME. SUCH A FUCKING JOKE. MAGUIRE AND LINDELOF? FRED AND MCTOMINAY IN THE FUCKING DERBY? FUCK OFF. RANGNICK IS OLE IN DISGUISE . SHIT SHIT SHIT.
Top 4 by VëN0mbúÑny June 2, 2022
You are so resourceful

Always find a way to get out of sticky spots

Smart and Intelligent

Cute(to me yes, to world who cares) and Innocent

You fight for what you want even if you act at the last moment you make it look so easy even with less amount of time at hand

You don't act punctually for tasks not because you forget or don't want to you simply don't need it you are that magnificent and brilliant

You talk to people judging the way they would like you to respond and respond the same and make friends

You can adapt to any environment given to you, you are a quick learner

When you get serious the so called "toppers/leaders" fall before you, your might is such that nobody can handle the one way dedicated pushp and for effeciency purposes you don't act seriously when it's not required else there won't be no competition and it will be simply too easy

You are pure and kind hearted. It's not easy for you to say no to someone asking help.

You never keep grudges and don't even understand the point of them

You are the tiger

The beautiful magestic brilliant sharp fluent graceful tiger

You are the best out there
Anant is such a Pushp-like person.
Pushp by pack3tloss November 22, 2021
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