Urban Dictionary
Smart Balance
a company that manufactures products including margarine substitutes, flavored microwave popcorn, and peanut butter.
The oils used in Smart Balance products contain low levels of naturally occurring trans fats, about 70 mcg of trans fat per serving. Some blends in this line include fish oil, while some include only vegetable-based ingredients.
Smart Balance by SPrice1980 August 25, 2023
COSMOFO
Cock Sucking Mother fucker.
Rudied
Verb {past participle, past tense of Rudy} - To be trapped in a conversation which seemingly takes hours to conclude, during which time you find yourself wishing that the stuttering clown that is talking to you would simply blow your brains out to quell the agony brought on by the idiotic discussion.
In all cases, the conversation leads nowhere and is an absolute waste of 17 minutes of your time (minimum).
Overhearing colleges being 'Rudied' may also cause you to lose concentration, take up heavy alcohol/drug use or drive you to abuse your wife and rape your best friends sister.
In all cases, the conversation leads nowhere and is an absolute waste of 17 minutes of your time (minimum).
Overhearing colleges being 'Rudied' may also cause you to lose concentration, take up heavy alcohol/drug use or drive you to abuse your wife and rape your best friends sister.
Engineer 1: What coating should I specify on this part?
Engineer 2: Better check with Rudy.
...
Engineer 1: Hey Rudy, what coating would you suggest I use to protect this part from corrosion?
Rudy: Well -ahhh, baahhdaaadada, ummmm wellahhhhadadadada...... AHhahaaa Zinc... Cadmium... Ahhhhdadaaaaa....
(23 minutes later)
Engineer 1: You son of a bitch! That got me nowhere!! I was in there for 20 minutes!! We’re supposed to be best friends! Why would you send me in there to get Rudied?!
Engineer 2: I know... I heard the whole thing... My bad bro… Hey, where does your sister live again?
Engineer 2: Better check with Rudy.
...
Engineer 1: Hey Rudy, what coating would you suggest I use to protect this part from corrosion?
Rudy: Well -ahhh, baahhdaaadada, ummmm wellahhhhadadadada...... AHhahaaa Zinc... Cadmium... Ahhhhdadaaaaa....
(23 minutes later)
Engineer 1: You son of a bitch! That got me nowhere!! I was in there for 20 minutes!! We’re supposed to be best friends! Why would you send me in there to get Rudied?!
Engineer 2: I know... I heard the whole thing... My bad bro… Hey, where does your sister live again?
Rudied by LongDistance123 October 26, 2012
licky nikki
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Apparent Defendant
Apparent Defendant by o23gfh August 8, 2025