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Crab Dick 

A dick that has herpes so bad that it can easily be confused with a crab's claw.
Holy shit that's a massive crab dick!
Crab Dick by Shawn Edgar October 19, 2017

Bitchassness 

To be or have a small or large amount of bitch inside of you.
For running away from that fight, that young man suffers from pure bitchassness.
Bitchassness by Ike Burise April 20, 2009
Polish vocabulary: 'vjip'

A short for name of a cat "Watjubki". This word is very popular in Rembrige culture, used escpecially by young people. It's became a symbol of joy, happiness and fun. It's similiar to w00t, lol and rotfl.

"wjb" is a:

1) exclamination used to describe joy and happiness

2) verb /rarely used/ (fancy actions)

3) adjective (describing something that is cute)

4) noun /seldom used/ (cute and sweet objects)
1) omg! i pwnd sebo! wjb!
2) I've wjb'd my cat. I enjoy it!
3) What a wjb pen. I must buy it!
4) Wjb has ranaway!!!
wjb by pntr May 2, 2006
Tim is an amazing guy. He will try to seem and come of really though and cool, but inside there'll be the sweetest guy you will ever meet. Along with his sense of humor, and feels for adventure, he is the perfect guy.
I love Tim so much, he is the love of my life.
Tim by woahits.sav December 20, 2016

Kuressaare 

A small town in Estonia with roughly 15 000 inhabitants.
Kuressaare is a small town in Estonia.
Kuressaare by CelticTheTruth September 9, 2010

St. Mildred's 

St. Mildred's is an all girls private school located in Oakville, Ontario. The girls of SMLS abide by the eight cracked commandments: heres a glimpse of moral stature.

1. Fashion - mainly pertaining to Ugg boots, lululemon, H & M and American Eagle.

2. Anorexia - if you dont skip meals or throw up meals you just dont make the cut!

3. Boys - The girls of SMLS die hard sluts who will do anything for a little action.

4. Grades - Full of wanabe genius', if they can't cant achieve their "perfect" grades on their own parents will be forced to get involved and make massive donations to fund new ELC's (waste of money buildings, full of crappy technology).

5. Die hard alcoholics (who chug mickeys) and wanabe potheads - you can always find a SMLS girl man down in a bush, bathtub or drunk tank every weekend!

6. Pride - dubbed as lesbians the girls of SMLS are more desperate and willing then a typical masturbating self exploring thirteen year old boy.

7. Momento's - Oh and how can we forget that BMW bathtub of ours, that comes complete with our equally horny men in kilts shipped in from Aurora.

8. Gossip - Home to a "Pretty Commitee" and many backstabbing princesses - gossip is juicy, demanded and always fresh everyday like our breakfast program cookies!
St. Mildred's Lightbourn School - An all girls private educational institution for the rich and and abusive!
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