Receiving fellatio from a resident of an extremely rural area, such as a redneck. The giver of the fellatio may or may not be of distant relation to the receiver.

The humpiest artist in the music industry, Taylor Swift. Also known as Tayhump

Dwt, short for dreamwastaken. A man kissing minecraft player, my little woof woof, a DOGboy.

The greatest house in the world where Puff live's and during the summer of 2008 many parties were enjoyed

A selfless guy who loves animals and his family but hates himself. He's completely self-conscious of the way he looks because he's not the best-looking guy. He thinks everyone hates him so he is a huge people-pleaser. Has never had a girlfriend because of his looks but his personality is amazing if you get to know him. He's funny caring and sweet. He may not be attractive, but that shouldn't stop you from being his friend because he is one of the best people you will ever meet.

Noun. A woman whose sense of reality is so warped that she can't exist outside a blog. A typical blogess will make up words, invent illnesses and kill pets in order to post.