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Spanish Bombs 

(n.) A song that is constantly sung and remixed, to the point that the song is absolutely nothing like the original. Derived from an original song titled "Spanish Bombs"
"Spanish bombs, raining down on my parade! *Dance*"
Spanish Bombs by csteclaire September 20, 2009

Setting the Table

Draping a towel over the back of your partner whilst they maintain a tabular position on their hands and knees, to wipe the pool of semen congregating in the arch of their back, after pulling out of doggystyle to ejaculate on their spine.
"What are you doing in there? Hurry up and set the table, it's sticking to my back and I can't hold this position forever."

*Partner emerges 5 minutes later grasping a towel, ready to set the table after cleaning his penis and enduring a post intercourse piss with a raging hard on*

Or

"I just cum inside these days because I can't be bothered setting the table"
Setting the Table by Nelly191 June 27, 2022

Twitter ammo 

An image or video that insults someone. Usually used in an argument over Twitter Twitter ammo can be used in arguments over many social media’s.
Guy 1: Hey do you have any Twitter ammo I can use, I’m arguing with this dumb ass.
Guy 2: Yeah, here I’ll send you my favorite ones.
Twitter ammo by CockMonchy November 10, 2019

krizelda 

Krizelda is a very pretty and simple person, a friend to all and always there whenever you need her, but she's embarrassed to show care so she hides those feelings with offensive humor. She is extremely soft hearted but hates to show it. Krizelda gives infinite laughter all day and she's also a lowkey bruh girl so you might wanna hang out with her. Physical appearance is 10/10 very innocent looking. When first time hearing her name you can imagine what kind of person she is, a very educated lady and has proper etiquette, but no, you're wrong. Behind those features appears an extreme 100% simp, has a lot of kinks, weird shits, and always daydreams. She's also academically good except math but mostly a dumbass.
Hi Krizelda how's your day?
Ice skating god from Japan. Born 7th December 1994. Won a gold olympic medal in 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics. Two timed Worlds champion (2014, 2017) Also know as Yuzu-kun. Nobody can't resist his cute charm. Favourite jump is triple axel. On every competition he has his tissue box cover Pooh-san. Everybody loves him.
Person 1: OMG have you seen Yuzuru's free programme in Helsinki?
Person 2: YAAAAAAAS! He broke his own world record and his reaction was the cutest!
yuzuru by KissyLock April 16, 2017

Derron goujon

Derron goujon by anonymous September 21, 2020
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