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Urban Dictionary

Footy Colours Day 

A day celebrated any day in September representing the positivity of cancer's many health benefits. An Australian tradition represented by the wearing of footy jerseys and consumption of footy food, namely, meat pies (only meatpies). The blackness of the minced meat inside of a meatpie represents the cancer victim's depressing life and multiplication of chemotherapy cum flavoured vape corrupting their lung's arteries. The silky texture of the very sexy footy jerseys represents the slipperiness of Luca's bald head.
Bill: Are you excited for Footy Colours Day? I know I'm cumming at the mere thought of such a hot event.

Xyz: FOOOOOOOTTTTYYYYYYYY
Bill: I hate the niggers
Footy Colours Day by PXRA September 17, 2021
A hilarious guy and more handsome than a cate
That guy is such a Fitwi
Fitwi by Shushing duck June 2, 2021

crustball 

Rachel Mellon is a crustball.
crustball by Casey234 August 7, 2016

montezuma 

Bloody diarrhea that one gets from drinking the water in Mexico.
After drinking water from a roadside stand in Mexico, Jonny was in the bathroom for days with Montezuma's revenge.
montezuma by mafioso April 23, 2003
when a fellow stoner( hopefuly female) takes a hit from a bong, gives you a blowjob, then proceeds to blow the smoke out before swollowing.
Dude, I was at this party lastnight and sally totaly dickbonged me!
dickbong by Nitroglisorine March 29, 2011
Eg) he's like Deelan

He's the boss
deelan by Jd_123 November 28, 2021
Is when you gave sex with a lot of men
Omg u is a nasty ass hoe bitch
Hoe by 123456person December 26, 2017
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