Toasty
Being high as fuck
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Jimmey Rigger
Jimmey just physically jumped off the Empire States Building; on the way down he managed to eat dinner, phone his mom and two sisters, book a massage appointment, buy some Microsoft stock, sign a few autographs, broker a deal for world peace, build a re-usable space craft that not only could shuttle himself safely to the ground, but managed to book several flight plans to the moon. Jimmey Rigger never had time to use the space craft though to land safely, he had to cut his fall short to drop in on the 63 floor for a dental appointment.
Jimmey Rigger by Dan Rigger September 10, 2011
kfc
kfc by Margeaux1992 August 7, 2009
siredtomommyhayley
literally the nicest person you’ll ever met. she’s literally so talented and an amazing editor. she’s so gorgeous and overall an amazing person. you’d be lucky to have her as a friend.
ewww who’s siredtomommyhayley??
she’s the MOST amazing person you’ll ever meet and is the best benzo stan ever.
she’s the MOST amazing person you’ll ever meet and is the best benzo stan ever.
siredtomommyhayley by ktvdae February 17, 2022
bus uncle
A grumpy middle-aged man who became an instant celebrity when a video of him ferociously scolding a fellow young bus passenger became a hit on youtube.com. The young bus rider tapped the middle-aged man on his shoulder to request him to keep his voice down while talking on his cell phone. The man reacted vehemently and scolded the young man. The process was filmed by a 22-year-old man with his cell phone and the 6-minute footage was posted on youtube. As of now, the video has accumulated over 2 million hits and the phrases used by the middle-aged man - 'You face pressure. I face pressure' and 'Not resolved yet. Not resolved yet. Not resolved yet.' - have become the hottest catchphrases in Hong Kong. Newspapers around the world have reported this phenomenon.
iayanna
iayanna is a bitch