chinese boyfriend

some guy that you pick up but can't get rid of, who after 2 weeks of dating, is ready to get married and pop out 4 kids. be expected to do everything around the house AND work to bring in extra income towards another house.

see also cheapskate, slumlord, domestic abuse, housewife, mortgage, and (non)(sexual gratification

"I see them girls wit their chinese boyfriends. Un-uh. That shit ain't for me. I need substance to a
man. Height-wise, width-wise, and dick-wise."

chinese boyfriend by malice January 14, 2005

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Slack Shway

intentionally setting up your office environment so that no one can see what is really on your computer screen.

Thanks to his great slack shway, when the boss poked her head in his office to tell him how terrific he was doing, she could not see the derogatory comments about her on facebook.

Slack Shway by SuperRickStar August 23, 2011

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Are you still talking about that stripper from last night?

a quote to bring attention to someone repeatedly talking about the same commonly and relevantly known subject.

Person 1: Dude! Did you know Brett Favre is returning to the NFL?

Person 2: Are you still talking about that stripper from last night?

Are you still talking about that stripper from last night? by Jon Bob Long Knob December 21, 2010

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Checkin

A: To check for testicular cancer in males.
B: To jack off; jack it; "jerk the gerken"; beat off; masturbate
C: An excuse for getting caught jacking off; jacking it; jerkin the gerken; beating off; masturbating.

A: I always check after i drop a 300 pund weight on my sac.
B: I check a lot after looking at pictures of Pam Anderson.
C: Checkin a lot is good for you.

Checkin by Checkster696 May 16, 2007

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badassyndrome

When a person is just so damn kool, you may tell him he has a severe case of badassyndrome. Usually a person is controlled by their badassyndrome to do badass stuff. Badassyndrome may be cured by doing embarrassing things and NOT getting away with them.

Philip: Hey remember when you did a back flip off that wall?

Aidan: Yeah man, my badassyndrome made me do it.

badassyndrome by Aidan M. January 17, 2008

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feeding the strays

when a attractive person talks back to a creeper

girl: omg this weird boy keeps texting me & wants to hang out but hes soo weird

boy: dont text back

girl: but hes kinda nice

boy: YOU GOTTA QUIT FEEDING THE STRAYS!

feeding the strays by ballsackhair5969 December 8, 2010

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pissed

one of the most beautiful word has many definitions

1)pissed- drunk
2)pissed of- angry
3)piss of- go away
4)piss- peeing

1) im well pissed can you drive
2)im fucking pissed of
3)piss of jerry you cunt
4) hold on im just gonna go for a piss

pissed by anonymous November 22, 2020

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chinese boyfriend

Slack Shway

Are you still talking about that stripper from last night?

Checkin

badassyndrome

feeding the strays

pissed