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monkey humper 

A man or woman who only has sex with ugly people.
monkey humper by BegE Shorty April 14, 2009

Hiedy Rattanavongkoth 

1. A person that hurts themselves alot
2. A caring person that jus doesnt give a f***
3. My punk :)
Hiedy i dun like to see you unhappy so dun cry if i dun come this saturday. :)

Go Tigers 

I’m sorry
Go Tigers by Go Tigers!! December 29, 2019

Disregard that, I suck cocks 

A phrase used by someone who posts on a forum or when in discussion when they make an opinionated claim with no real proof. Rather they are speaking from emotion and how they "think" something is or should be.

Then when someone corrects them of their mistakes, they own up to their failure, in turn making them a reasonable individual.

Ignorance is not a problem, its when you are shown the facts and still believe otherwise. That is the true crime.
Topic and Original Poster: "Guns should be banned forever, Britain did it and look how well they are doing!"

Reasonable Individual: "Gun crime doubled in Britain after they banned firearms. this includes armed robbery, burglary, sexual assault and other acts of violence.

why would a CRIMINAL care about a gun ban?

all they succeeded in doing is disarm rightful citizens from protecting themselves from being hurt.

Is a rapist going to attack you if hes staring down the barrel of a revolver?

Now, how likely do you think a rapist is going to commit a crime now that he knows you cannot legally own a firearm. and if you do shoot him...now your the criminal and hes the victim... well played.

Original Poster: "Disregard that, I suck cocks. I see your point."

Phantom Exit 

When one leaves a party/gathering/event without saying their goodbyes to any of their friends, whereby relieving themselves from the exhausting and time consuming "goodbye" rituals.
You: Where did Mimi and Roger go?

Friend: Damn them! They made a phantom exit...again!
Phantom Exit by Rodneywayne July 30, 2011
Zuko's sister, and one of the main villains of Avatar: The Last Airbender.

See also: bitch
I sure hope that bitch Azula didn't kill Suki.
Azula by RySenkari November 19, 2006
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