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Urban Dictionary

Shitturbate 

to masturbate while taking a poop.
Also used in the form shitturbating and shitturbated.
I can't believe you just walked in the bathroom and saw someone shitturbate at that party.
Shitturbate by Birdslur December 8, 2009

new born 

A new born is both someone who has just recently been born, or someone who has just started reading the Twilight Saga and is now hooked and craving for more
Person #1: What's wrong with her?
Person #2: New Born.
Person #1: Ahhhh...
new born by MsBenzadrine May 15, 2009

Strange planet 

Strange planet is a comic series that focuses on aliens who speak in a way that dissociates the reader by not directly calling an object by its name (eg water cylinder, or pleasant nonsense). Created by Nathan W. Pyle in February 2019, it has gone on to have 2 books and at least one table-top game.
My cat rubbed up against me, and he was just so slint!
slint by Glattgs June 21, 2026

Roominheimers 

The act of going from one room to the next, with the intent or purpose of accomplishing something, then standing there, completely perplexed - wondering why you went into that room?
Why am I in my kids room - ugh, roominheimers is acting up again!
Roominheimers by Tanyaflys November 13, 2011
He was serving time for fraud.
Time by Arminkshipper June 20, 2024
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