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masterbator 

A person who is a 3rd degree black belt in the art of masturbation. A masterbator doesn't need physical stimulation all he needs is meditation to be able to complete his task.
Dude 1: Look that guy is sitting there by himself with the look of extreme pleasure in his face. He's also making weird noises too.

Dude 2: He's a masterbator he's able to masturbate with his mind.

Yak: That's right I am a 3rd degree blackbelt masterbator. No need for women or porn and no getting cockblocked. And look no hands! hahaha.
masterbator by DickDonalds1/4pounder December 16, 2009
vagina; that female part that receives the penis during copulation.
Her penisee is stinking.
penisee by uttam maharjan October 29, 2010
Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything, calculated by an enormous supercomputer named Deep Thought over a period of 7.5 million years.
Life by 8173t492837dhwudnhwkj June 23, 2021

Brywalkin' 

A dance, based on a field sobriety test, where one puts one foot directly in front of the other while sticking their arms straight out at their sides, and reaching up and touching their nose with their index fingers. Also know as the Dooeystep and DUI-step.
One foot in front of the other reach up and touch your nose! We Brywalkin' sucka, me and you and all our hoe's!
Brywalkin' by HipJThrilla July 22, 2009

OutreachGamer 

A phrase used to describe something that was said completely wrong and as the use of the words confused, undefined and what?
Patrick: "This is how you Bait out Apollousa with Tiger King"
Devin: "How?"
Patrick: "You summon Tiger King using Excition"
All: "But you can't, you are being an OutreachGamer"
OutreachGamer by BoltSpider February 15, 2020

McOrthodoxy 

McOrthodoxy or the McOrthodox are American Eastern Orthodoxy converts.
I am really sick of all these McOrthodoxy converts who hollowed out the religion and wear it like skin.
McOrthodoxy by Jupiter's Might March 24, 2024
Derived from "unfriending" someone on Facebook, to "unfriend" somebody in the real world is to stop acknowledging their presence. Instead of looking at them as you pass by, basically you just ignore them as if you had never met them.

Getting unfriended is especially weird when you know somebody by virtue of your participation in a group or team — which normally gives you at least a mild sense of camaraderie — but the person who unfriends you still insists on basically ignoring you.
It's official. JoBob unfriended me. I saw him in the hall yesterday and he didn't even acknowledge that we had ever met.
unfriend by Ae5Ea8 April 3, 2015
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