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Arelisa (also known as Ari for short) is a tiny little loser with a way to big heart for plushies. She's very gay.

She warms up her cereal before she eats it. It disturps me everytime. You might think she's grumpy but most likely hasn't slept in 8 days.

Outside of all that, we can all agree that she always has a good fit.
Someone: "is that Arelisa?"
Someone else: "that tiny girl holding a plushie bigger than her? Yea that is Arelisa!"

Michael Jackson 

The person that goes ‘Hee hee!’
Did you see Michael Jacksons new song?
An annoying, 30-something year old women, who has no teeth,no self-esteem,no friends,no life, no talents for playing soccer, bass, or even really being a productive member of society..who also happens to live with HER PARENTS..!!
Snoochy spends most of her time on the FOBR message boards posting meaningless threads about what she WANTS TO DO..or is GOING TO DO, using WAY TOO MANY SMILEYS.
She has a cat named Sadie whom I feel very sorry for, seeing as the cat seems to be her pride and joy..(I'd be kind of fucked in the head if that was me..
imagine that poor thing..all cooped up inside..with her)
(Please note that in the begining everyone feels sorry for Snoochy, but somewhere along the lines you eventually hate her..jee I wonder why?)

A "Snoochy" can also be a type of person that uses way too many smileys and posts meaningless threads about their boring life..

"Pulling a Snooch", is the act of an otherwize normal person acting like "a Snoochy"
Snoochy: "hi guys i was just whining about how i don't have any teeth anymore cause i never flossed or took care of them and i tried to play soccer today but i suck and i don't have cleets and i'm fat i think tomarrow i'll go to walmart and get cleets and then after i'll do some dribbling around my yard with my new soccer ball,and then i'll playbass.. do you think Sadie will be worried and sad if we leave for 5 minutes instead of hovering over her?. :0 ;) :D :) :( :'( :| 8-)"
Snoochy by Tham(510) April 20, 2007

Teachers Pet 

A student who is supposedly highly thought of,but is really looked down on,when teachers have their own little gossip.A student who probably has family problems,and feels the need to improve themself,without realising how they really look.
Everyone hated the teachers pet types,but also felt sorry for them.
Teachers Pet by SomeoneNew November 15, 2012
if you are talking on AOL Instant Messenger:

Guy 1- Yeh man, and then he died.

Guy 2- Ha ha, im ROTFL.

Guy 1- Man, he died, its not that funny.
ROTFL by NameBrand October 18, 2006
"Ayo cuz let’s go hit a lic on that nigga from south side "
Lic by @SirCrip August 3, 2019

19 minute rule 

At least one a yo bitches best be within 19 minutes a yo dick so you dont go wastin dat morning wood
My boi: "You watchin that 19 minute rule?"
Me: "Hell yeah, all my bitches less than 10 minutes away"
19 minute rule by YoBoiNard April 7, 2008
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