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MicroSoft Got Hacked

Basically: "Yeah, we heard that already"

Usage initiated on an underground email list of uber-geeks..
Began when MS suffered a DDOS attack. Numerous emails came from folks saying the same thing.. Now whenever someone resends the same link, or announces the same breaking news story, they are assigned a MSGH point.
last week:
Ralph: Hey, didya hear? Yahoo! went bankrupt (just an example)

Two days later:
Tony: Hey! I just found out Yahoo! files for bankruptcy!!
Anyone else: MSGH!! Read your fucking mail!
MSGH by R-double December 16, 2005

Dirty Mike

A man who consistently sharts himself 5 times a year and has no qualms with the fact that he sharts himself-

5 times a year.

If you ever hear him say,

"OOPS- Looks like Dirty Mike and The Boys are back in town again!"

He's referring to hit latest Shart, and "The Boys" are the poo particles in the fart.
"God damnit I sharted myself again! That's the 4th time this year, if I keep this up I might be the next Dirty Mike around town. Maybe I should see a doctor.. or at least wear underwear for the next time."
Dirty Mike by Not a Shitter69 April 14, 2021

prick test 

when a lady pokes you 30 times and you see what swells
The lady at the desk offered to take me around back for a prick test
prick test by dkflsllala December 29, 2018

freakydink 

The weird friend of the group that makes everyone laugh and acts like a crackhead
Your such a freakydink
a proper gigantic shit the size of a rugby ball that anlarges your anal cavity by 200% this stings so much it feels like someones just done a wet one in your left atrium
i just had a huge scrab
scrab by St Dudley the V March 5, 2022
DICKS... KITTENS.. ASPEN YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH
IM GOING TO FUCK DAT ASPEN WITH KITTENS AND DICKS JOREY IS HER DREAM MAN
aspen by FishTrump March 18, 2017
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