Glowdicking

The action of ramming a glowstick into your urethra with such force that it breaks and causes you to jizz rainbows for months on end. May cause a severe urinary tract infection and/or prostate cancer.

I went glowdicking with the lads last night and it felt like I was pissing daggers for weeks.

Glowdicking by Lord Sexius the Great March 11, 2015

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taking her temperature

Euphemism for having sexual relations with an incredibly attractive woman, i.e. you're "taking her temperature" vaginally with your penis instead of a thermometer.

The gorgeous blonde paralegal with whom you work walks into your office, and your first thought is "I SO want to lick her pussy and take her temperature."

taking her temperature by Point Oner November 22, 2004

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Wii-J

the act of receiving a sexual favor, most notably a blow job while playing the Nintendo Wii.

See that girl over there, she gives a great Wii-J.

Wii-J by KevinOwen November 30, 2009

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knipsy rustle

A whole bunch of; an array; a bunch

"When she disrupted the cave, a whole knipsy rusle of bats came flying towards her."

"After he ate the greasy food and touched his face, a whole knipsy rustle of pimples arose."

knipsy rustle by ItssssssDaniel March 2, 2008

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Chrome Users

Incels that are absolutely retarded and have no idea that their life is completely meaningless and that they should die. They're so fucking dumb, holy shit i can't believe it. They should not deserve life, i actually am about to kill one. My blood pressure skyrocket whenever i go to someone's house and see on their god damn fucking computer chrome opened. I just can't believe how insane they are. I hope they go to the 9th circle of hell, they are crazy. Anyone who doesn't use chrome, i bless them. Praise the non-brainwashed.

Chrome Users : My whole family was murdered!!!
Firefox User : You should have used Firefox.

Chrome Users by Demofisher December 30, 2021

Arab

John Wick nuff said

Death: I’m John Wick
Guy: Oh okay *dies*
Arab: hehe ye boye

Arab by Twister1026 September 27, 2018

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Zach

A guy with the biggest dick and he knows how to use it better than anyone else but is still teachable.

Hey it’s Zach, he’s so good in bed. If I had to choose between being the richest woman in the world and his dick I would chose his dick it’s just so big and hard no body is better than him in bed.

Zach by Awesomedude4444 December 5, 2021

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