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spank take out 

Man or woman on the way home from work commuting while viewing porn of their choice on a smart phone to let off steam or just to rub one off.
Dude: "Are you on your way home from work?"
Righteous Dude:"Yep, after my 'spank take out' I'm ready to eat my dinner!"
spank take out by hilbilly1 December 26, 2013
Overall a massive fucking dick in person and in bed
Wow Gus your such a fucking dumb cunt
Gus by JemIsNotAMankeyMonkey May 14, 2023

Coffee Rent

The coffee or low-priced item you buy at a cafe in order to validate spending a long time in the cafe.

Commonly applied in situations where the cafe has a comfortable spot to read or do homework, or offers free wifi.

Considered an excellent means of preventing dirty looks from baristas and managers.
"Let's go study at the cafe down the street."
"No thanks, I can't afford the coffee rent"
Coffee Rent by Wooden Leg Named Smyth September 1, 2011
Daisy is a shy girl to people she doesn't know well. But to her friends she is very talkative. She loves sleep and she loves food. She will be willing to try new things if you ask. She keeps her feelings to herself so she is very delicate. Seems sure about herself but she actually cries alone in her room, but she won't admit to it
I met the new girl yesterday, she looks like a Daisy!
Daisy by __user...girl__ October 3, 2017
Someone who still believe that a social ladder exists in High School and blindly follows whom they believe to be popular. They will act as if the ones they are following are superior compared to others. These sunflowers aren't considered on the same "social level" as the people they are following.

A reference to how sunflowers blindly turn towards the direction of the sun.
(Person A is the sunflower)

Example 1:

Person B: "Hey you want to hang out with us on Friday?"
Person A: "Oh sorry, I'm hanging out with the group."

Example 2:

Person A: "Oh look at Person C! She looks so awesome with her new outfit! I think I'll start buying clothes from where she buys them!"
Sunflower by The Scene August 5, 2012
Fugonma is a bit like Fugma, it just has a on in the middle "fuck on my" is the split up way to say it.
Jim: "Hey Garry whats up?"

Garry: "Just confusing strangers on the internet."

Jim: "With what phrase?"
Garry: "Fugonma."

Jim: "Whats Fugonma?"

Garry: "FUGONMA BALLS YOU FUCKING BOZO!!"
fugonma by Sugmaligmafugma October 30, 2022
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