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then and now = thenow

An almost completely but not unnecessary claimed word.
deliberately made difficult to answer question, followed by a tweet describing thenow.

"I've got Internet thenow. Yipee go on Google. yeahh"

"Oh my gosh someone just tweeted their brains out thenow."

"Captain"
"When should we make peace and love our enemies"

captain: "Thenow"
thenow by jkne October 26, 2009

Typewriter Sex

Sex on a bed but you keep almost falling off the side, so you both have to recenter yourself, but keep somehow ending up back at the edge of the bed.
"Just had typewriter sex with Cal last night, was kind of annoying even though his bed was a king size."
Typewriter Sex by MsRibb February 19, 2022
A man named Joseph who is your bro.
Wussup Broseph!
broseph by Beeg nene May 17, 2020

Mundo de Los Grupos 

Mundo de Los Grupos, or Mundo, for short, is a friggin awesome world where only awesome people enter. Restrictions apply, and Mundo refrains the right to exclude people based on age, race, sexual orientation, level of attractiveness, and level of awesomeness.

Generally, entrance to Mundo can only be gained by knowing someone who is already a member of Mundo-- preferably an elite because then they'll give you access faster. Mundo is made up of several different groups, and entrance is limited, so if one group is already filled up you must wait until someone leaves/is removed from the group in order to enter.

You can check availability by calling Mundo's 24/7 call center. Phone number can only be acquired if you know the Gatekeeper.
Tofu: EY is tan-tan-tan finally available in Mundo de Los Grupos?!
Awesome Elite: Sorry, line's still busy. Check tomorrow...but HEY, the Rock group has space!

Ninja Nips 

The kind of nipple a woman can have where its very pale and blends well with the skin or for a nipple that is almost hidden.
Damn dude she's got some serious ninja nips
Ninja Nips by Not_Blaze_TBG January 20, 2020

milk to cereal

Said when something goes badly or not according to plan. When to things dont work well together.

This statment, originally used by WAFFLES inc at SCCC, is taken from The Simpsons, in the episode where Homer must make cereal for Mr Burns (if u are a Simpsonm's lover you will know what i mean).
1)- How did your exam go?
- Like milk to cereal *sigh's in extreme frustration*

2) - You left Ceane in the same room as Emily? That was Crazy
- Milk to cerial man! They had a major skitz.
milk to cereal by luzza June 28, 2007
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