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then and now = thenow

An almost completely but not unnecessary claimed word.
deliberately made difficult to answer question, followed by a tweet describing thenow.

"I've got Internet thenow. Yipee go on Google. yeahh"

"Oh my gosh someone just tweeted their brains out thenow."

"Captain"
"When should we make peace and love our enemies"

captain: "Thenow"
thenow by jkne October 26, 2009
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Adverb. Informal. Used to refer to an event that has or will occur at the time in question.
Thenyways, we did a line of coke and Bill kicked the pumpkin.
Thenyways by Dean W. January 17, 2008

thenewno2 

A great band by Dhani Harrison (George Harrison's son) & Oli Hecks. They've released several singles on their promo CD, "Choose What You're Watching" and "Another John Doe".
Person 1: Hey, who are you listening to?
Person 2: Thenewno2!
Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Only the greatest band since The Beatles!
thenewno2 by iDior April 19, 2008

TheNoochM 

The greatest gamer of all time. He pwns any game he plays, and totally will own you. He likes nipples. He has a bunny named bigfoot. His name is Mat.

He says many of the following:

byd
nipples
whoindawatnao
dack
TheNoochM

That is all.

www.youtube.com/thenoochm
TheNoochM by ThebiggestfanofNooch January 8, 2012
Thenwar is possible the worst slur you can ever say. This "retard" better suits this claim. Thenwar is a duma** Bitc* and you would never want to meet this person. Word is mostly used in a new york train station. If you see a man in a Mc Donalds, named thenwar hide your wife, hide your kids... He goes by the name "Mr. Secret touch"
person 1: thats a fool
person 2: is he a "Thenwar?"
person 1: Naw, he that that retarted
thenwar by Orphan Oblitorator February 9, 2021

Thenyway 

Adverb. Formal. Used to refer to an event that has or will occur at the time in question.
Thenyway, the professor continued his lecture despite the laughter.
Thenyway by Dean W. January 17, 2008
That awkward moment when you try and say snow but you have a lisp
Bob said "It's thnowing"
"You mean snowing you dumbass" said Haley
Thnow by 091998ga October 29, 2014
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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