What a member of da "area's finest" --- especially one who never did too well in grammar-school --- finds himself faced with when trying to scribble out a summons-to-appear slip involving people/objects/locales with less-than-common names.
News flash --- Flustered MPs at da local naval-base encountered a major citation-spelling nightmare this evening when trying to write up a PECCARY who had committed da PECCADILLO of illegally entering da ARMORY and engaging in a PECKADILLO with an ARMADILLO dat it met there.
Someone who is destined to be lonely till the day they die. Anyone he dates will have their heart broken. Dylan hides all emotions and you can'ttrust his smile because its always a fake smile just to make him look happy but in the end he just cant wait till his life is over. Nevee rrust his kind words because he says them to gain your trust then he will abuse this trust to get what he wants with you then he will ditch you with a broken heart.