An antihero does the right thing if there is an ulterior motive behind it because doing the right thing for the sake of doing the right thing signifies he/she has feet of clay.
During a lightning storm, find an old dusty key and tie a kite to it. After that get your partner naked and take them outside. Jam the key into the anus of your partner and let the kite loose into the storm. After these steps are complete make sure you, yourself, are naked. Proceed to hop on your partner and comence intercourt. Everytime lightning hits the kite, you'll both be sure to feel some electrifying moments during sex. You'll stay stimulated for days.
I'm so happy I dusty franklyned you last night! We won't need viagra for days now!