A proof that is rigrious (noun) Note that rigrious is another defined word (ridiculous and not rigorous)

A badass dance move.

You should suck my dick until I cum all over your face

Motorboating the shaft of a man's member from side-to-side, resembling the playing a harmonica.

A sexual act, when a male reaches orgasm, he grabs the partners hair, shoves there head back to look in his face, then proceeds to cum very hard, up their nose, often with thrusting.

The cum then travels through the partners sinuses, eventually reaching below the eyes.

This dries out over the next hour, and when the partner moves their eyes, the salt makes their eyes all crispy.

When the partner starts crying, the tears come out looking like cum all over again.

When you're fucking lucky