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Anti-Pun

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(n.) An anti-pun is a totally random statement or comment--made when in the midst of Punning-- that is made to sound like a real pun. But It's Really Not!
This can be quite effective if done right; fellow punsters may try to get it at first, but the joke's on them--it's not a joke!
(Two students are making Geology puns)
Student 1: Geology Rocks, but it's a pretty Hard subject
Student 2: Haha Gneiss puns
Student 1: Wow i'm FLOORED
Student 2: ha? . . . wait that was an anti-pun. You got me!
Anti-Pun by juanmarcos March 10, 2011

dali kink 

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when you like everything that includes your bunny dali
"I'm going to kiss your eyes" - "my eyes? do you have an eye kink?" - "no, I have a dali kink"
dali kink by sunflowerbunny June 4, 2021

DILF 

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DILF (Dick I'd like to fight)
"Bro that guy is a DILF"
"He's a dick fym"
"Exactly, he's a dick i'd like to fight."
DILF by do_not_disturb March 12, 2024

Fuckler 

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Noun: A person who inadvertently commits an infraction, someone who screws up.
My girlfriend and I are on the outs because I've been such a Fuckler lately.
Fuckler by Nodyeblond March 10, 2021

Oh my lanta 

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Oh my lanta ( from fuller house ) this means oh my gosh or being Surprised
Oh my lanta cant believe you would do that

Tizzers Foxchase 

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Leader of Woodbury University in the virtual world of Second Life and member of the Feted Inner Core. Adversary to the Justice League Unlimited and outspoken blogger Prokofy Neva.
When no one was looking, Tizzers Foxchase took forty cakes. She took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
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