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cockstop 

When a woman prevents a man from getting some action with her even though she acts like she wants some.
Guy 1: Remember Jessica? Last night she pulled a cockstop on me.
Guy 2: I hate when girls lead you on like that.
cockstop by MynoduespseudonyM January 21, 2009

Hangover Chic 

The yuppie fashion of going out to breakfast after night of heavy drinking by intentionally putting on their cutest sweatpants, flip flops, uggz, north face vests, over-sized sun glasses, and any other frumpy-yet-fashionable attire so that everyone at the restaurant knows they went out the previous night and that makes it totally alright to be an asshole to the wait staff and other patrons
when a group of JAP's sat next to me decked out in hangover chic and ordered mimosa's, I knew complaining and whining were going to be part of my breakfast
Hangover Chic by Shocker82 February 22, 2009

lad points 

points obtained by acting in a way deemed to be "ladsy" or showing lad behaviour and/or attributes
Guy 1: I took 3 gibbons on the weekend and had sex with the biggest dardi ever while her parents were in the next room
Guy 2: Traauueee!! 80,000 lad points! That is so ladsy!!
lad points by phaterection October 22, 2006

blakeing 

Blakeing is when you stand in plain sight, face into a corner, and pretend no one can see you. Sometimes this can be a true test of patience, skill, and endurance as you may not be able to get free for quite some time.
Jamie Blake was working as part of the behind the scenes crew on a live TV show and ended up being in the middle of a shot and couldn't get out so he stood in pain sight and faced the corner. "Did you see that guy on TV? He was #blakeing for half the show!"

Blakeing can also be for sport as people compete to get the best #blakeing shot as they post the pictures to popular social networks.
blakeing by thedacheat January 14, 2014
That guy who says he works from home, but everyone know's his wife is the bread winner because he's commenting on Facebook all day with no genuine thought.
Uncle Hal is such a creepy drone, he's on his phone more than a jr. high cheerleader. I wish Aunt Jill would dump that worthless dud.
Drone by LeeroySchtiglitz September 22, 2020

flog your monkey 

Tim: "i am so horny right now!"
Sarah: "Jesus Christ Tim, just go flog your monkey!"
flog your monkey by snowangel July 2, 2005
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