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Fuck You, Do Your Job

Heard in office enviroments when discussing under performing co-workers who often push their work off on others. Can also be applied in any situation in which someone's apathy for their job is getting in your way.

Pronounced: Fiddige
<Bob> Can you set this up for me?
<Joe> I've already explained this four times
<Bob> Yeah but I still don't quite get it, can't you just do it?
<Joe> FYDYJ!
FYDYJ by Drayven December 15, 2008

Trumpsex 

You may stick a trumpet in each others bumhole and if your lucky you can fart in it and a beautiful melody will arise from the depths
Aye girl I like you let’s have trumpsex
Trumpsex by Peter Griffin420 April 21, 2022

Grasshopper 

When a girl is dating many guys
Bro she dated me and my friend now she dating him she is a serious grasshopper
Grasshopper by Dion33wrld January 26, 2023
Hopeism is worshipping Nagito Komaeda the ultimate luck. And believing there is always hope.
"Hey man you should join hopeism."
"After joining hopeism my life changed I have more hope than I did before."
Hopeism by theultimateidiot December 4, 2020
a unit of measurement equalling 75 inches.
How big is that gap? About a wade and a half.
Wade by wa de September 9, 2010
A fine southwest London/north Surrey cocktail consisting of half a pint of Guinness in a pint glass, to which is added one 275ml bottle of Young's Ramrod (strong ale). Believed to have been invented in the upper bar area of the New Town Inn, Sutton, circa 2010. GuinRod is part of the Young's cocktail family, of which the most notable member is "Ram'n'Special": identical to the above but with a half pint of Young's Special substituted for the Guinness.
I'm going to push the boat out tonight! Landlord, a GuinRod and a packet of Scampi Fries!

Are you sure, sir?

Oh god, David's drinking GuinRod again. Silly tosser.
GuinRod by BelmarDave December 25, 2010
A super swag mf 😩😩
OMG is that eggo.z_ he’s so swag I love him <33
eggo.z_ by J0selynnn May 2, 2021
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