2 definitions by YeetusCleetusDetus

Archie

The tiniest man alive, like I'm talking microscopic, like I'm talking you could step on him with your toe, he is a pretty cool guy though.

WARNING: If you meet Archie you may end up with neck pain from looking at him too much.

Person 1: Archie is so tiny that I just want to stomp on him, but I heard he likes that.

by YeetusCleetusDetus April 9, 2023

Dirty Archie

When 5 Guys are having a wank In front of each other and nut all over each other.

Person 1: Hey didn't they do a dirty archie?

by YeetusCleetusDetus April 9, 2023