Yard Sale Pussy
Half worn out but still runs good just got to add a little oil every now then but at half the cost..
Yard Sale Pussy by CSucker September 1, 2023
Urban Dictionary
Pucker Plugged
A state of constipation. The pucker hole cannot pass any feces due to the bowels being bound via a Binder Knot.
Roger was so constipated he had to visit the emergency room. When the nurse asked about the reason for the visit, he told her he was Pucker Plugged.
Pucker Plugged by Eaton Holgoode April 16, 2015
Merk
She pulled me into the bathroom, shut the door, and dropped her pants. As soon as she bent over the bathroom sink, I knew she wanted me to merk her.
"Why has Padrick been in the bathroom so long?" "He's merking some random chick."
"Why has Padrick been in the bathroom so long?" "He's merking some random chick."
Merk by Duke L'Orange October 18, 2006
Mexican sound-off
When two dudes point their urethral sounds at one another, waiting for the other to make the first move. There are three possible outcomes: either both sound each other at the same time, one beats the other to sound first, or both just stand there until they lose interest.
"Did you end up doing that weird thing with that Grindr hookup?"
"Nah, we ended up in a Mexican sound-off and it got too awkward."
"Nah, we ended up in a Mexican sound-off and it got too awkward."
Mexican sound-off by midwestern_blot November 19, 2019
december 3rd
jack: what’s the date?
kyle: it’s december 3rd, you know what that means?
jack: what?
kyle: time to grab some ass.
kyle: it’s december 3rd, you know what that means?
jack: what?
kyle: time to grab some ass.
december 3rd by prabbitt October 14, 2019
Juliana
This girl is the most beautiful girl to ever exist in the world. She makes her man feel like his is the only one on the face of the earth that matters. I love her to death. She is my one, true, and only love. She always will be. She makes me feel so special
Juliana by MadlyInLoveTB December 9, 2012