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Jackson is the kind of guy that knows no sexual limits and is literally a chad that gets all the girls in the school(they all have crushes on him) and has a ginormous horse cock🍆💦
Hot girl: "Dude, did you see how hot Jackson was playing football last night!"
Other hot girl: "Yeah, he was so freaking hot!"
Jackson: *smirks* "Hey ladies, how are you?"
Both hot girls: "OMG!! HE TALKED TO US" *passes out*
Jackson by TheJuicyLemon5 April 25, 2022
A kind man, who’s attractive and smart. A man who is the definition of perfect, any girls dream, wish I was his girlfriend sadly there’s 27373626261 other girls wanting him. I doubt he will ever know I exist.
Oh how I wish Danilo was mine
Danilo by Wondergurljess June 14, 2022

z*e laverne 

a p3d0, gr00mer, racist, and an attention seeker
@xxzoelavernefanpageomg“z*e laverne is my idol!”
honestly why does she still have fan pages-
z*e laverne by deadraccoonsaretasty December 2, 2020

lint lizard 

A man who enjoys banging really old women . Often, these women are dried out and have lint inside their cooch.
Mike is a real lint lizard. He prowls around retirement homes and churches to find his next target.
lint lizard by ringleader March 17, 2012
Good tasting food from a fast food or cheaper restaurant.
You up for hitting up a drive thru later for some quality?
Quality by SpongeRobert1978 April 19, 2025
Last name of a weird African kid you'll probably never meet. Kandies are usually found with mudpies/dirtpies.
Ew is that Matthew Kandie?! Look he's eating a mud pie.
Kandie by Bad Dick Sexy Male April 18, 2019
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